Tuesday, July 30, 2019

The Turkey Was Hacked!

We were all a bit woozy yesterday, and now I know why, having received a call from our weekend hosts.

Apparently some enterprising wag added a little something extra to the turkey printout! A botched attempt at some recreational pharmaceutical or other, including a brazen addition to the additives list, complete with anonymous contacts! Seems to be a new way of promoting the traditional 'enhancements'

(there are so many these days, including some derivative of funnelweb venom, I hear: terminal buzz or something!) Anyway they got it wrong, so no buzz, just a bad hangover, but we're getting a check-up in case it gave us something more unpleasant.

I thought digisigs were meant to prevent this sort of thing? Nothing can prevent carelessness, I guess.

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